Christmas Chaos

At Ringside with Michael Cole, Jerry “the king” Lawler, and Mike Tenay
 
Michael Cole: Welcome everyone to the fifth Pay Per View of the VCWE, Christmas Chaos. I am Michael Cole, representing Impact, alongside with Jerry “the king” Lawler, whom is representing Victory, and Mike Tenay, whom is representing Extreme. Tonight’s Pay Per View comes live to you all from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri and it is gonna be a huge night tonight for this wonderful holiday celebration of a Pay Per View.
 
Jerry “the king” Lawler: Yes, you are right, Michael. Tonight is definitely gonna be huge and for Victory’s main event it will be the VCWE Heavyweight Champion, Shelton Benjamin, defending his title against Jeff Hardy.
 
Michael Cole: For Impact, we have Booker T defending his VCWE World Heavyweight Championship against the 7’3”, 420 pound, Punjabi Playboy, The Great Khali.
 
Mike Tenay: For Extreme’s main event, it’ll be a double main event. First would be for the VCWE Championship when Batista defends against Abyss. And don’t forget about Kurt Angle taking on AJ Styles in a No Holds Barred Match.
 
Michael Cole: There are plenty of more matches that’ll be taking place tonight with a total of ten matches on the card, but lets kick off this Pay Per View with some 6 Man Tag Team action from Victory, including the hometown hero from St. Louis, Missouri, Randy Orton.
 
Opening Contest
 
In the opening contest of Christmas Chaos, it was a 6 Man Tag Team Match between Sting, Chris Jericho, and the hometown hero, Randy Orton, taking on Rhino, Triple H, and Undertaker. This match was an excellent way to start off the show and it was a huge match with a ton of chaos involved. We seen some highflying aerial maneuvers and even some powerful tactics involved. In the end, however, it was Triple H getting the pin for his team when Triple H pinned Chris Jericho after a Pedigree.
 
Rhino, Triple H, and Undertaker defeated Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, and Sting
|21:45: Triple H pinned Chris Jericho after a Pedigree|
 
Christian Cage Interviewed
 
Todd Grisham: My guest at this time is the VCWE North American Champion, Christian Cage. Christian, up next you defend your title against two other superstars in a Triple Threat Match. Your thoughts?
 
Christian Cage: Well, Todd. I am a bit nervous tonight since we’re at a huge Pay Per View with a record crowd and since I’m defending my title against two other superstar. Oh brother, what the hell am I saying. I’m not nervous and I am completely cool, calm, and collected. Tonight, I will be walking out of St. Louis still your VCWE North American Champion.
 
VCWE North American Championship Match
 
Up next, it was Christian Cage defending his VCWE North American Championship against both Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio in a Triple Threat Match. This match seen highflying moves left and right as every move was an aerial, highflying, and speedy tactic, until the end when Christian Cage pinned Kofi Kingston after The Unprettier.
 
Christian Cage defeated Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio in a Triple Threat Match to retain the VCWE North American Championship
|11:59: Christian Cage pinned Kofi Kingston after The Unprettier|
 
Vladimir Kozlov is Interviewed
 
Lauren Thompson: Please welcome my guest at this time, Vladimir Kozlov. Vladimir, up next you are in 6 Man Tag Team action. Any thoughts?
 
Vladimir Kozlov: Оставаться неразрушенным и быть непобедимую, неостанавливаемым, и мерзкий русский, что я.
 
Impact’s 6 Man Tag Team Match
 
In the third match of the night, it was a 6 Man Tag Team Match between John Cena, Mr. Kennedy, and Big Show taking on Umaga, JBL, and Vladimir Kozlov. This match was a good match, up until the very end which had the fans loathing Big Show. Big Show turned heel (bad) and delivered the Show Stopper onto Mr. Kennedy and then Vladimir Kozlov went for the cover to get the victory and remain undefeated. What has come over the Big Show?
 
Umaga, JBL, and Vladimir Kozlov defeated John Cena, Mr. Kennedy, and Big Show
|8:00: Vladimir Kozlov pinned Mr. Kennedy after a Show Stopper from Big Show|
 
Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins are Interviewed
 
Jeremy Borash: Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins, up next you two defend your VCWE World Tag Team Titles against three other teams in a 4 Team Elimination Match. Are you concerned that the titles will change hands because of you having the disadvantage of retaining the gold?
 
Zack Ryder: Hell no, we’re not concerned, JB. We are the greatest tag team on the face of this planet we call Earth. Tonight, we’re gonna retain and show the world that we are an unstoppable and unbeatable team.
 
Curt Hawkins: Besides, if we lose our titles tonight, we’ll win them back because we have a rematch clause in our contract.
 
Zack Ryder: Dude, we won’t lose our titles. Stop thinking negative and start thinking positive.
 
Curt Hawkins: Sorry, dude. Yeah, we will retain our titles and remain on top of the tag team division mountain.
 
VCWE World Tag Team Championship Match
 
In this next bout, it was the VCWE World Tag Team Champions, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins, defending their titles against the teams of Scotty Goldman and Ryan Braddock, The Latin American Exchange, and Matt Morgan and R-Truth in a 4 Team Elimination Match. This match was a great bout between the four teams. The final two teams remaining for the gold were Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins and the team of Matt Morgan and R-Truth. The ending came when Curt Hawkins was distracting the referee and Zack Ryder hit Matt Morgan in the head with the title belt. Curt Hawkins then pinned Matt Morgan to steal the victory.
 
Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins defeated Scotty Goldman and Ryan Braddock, The Latin American Exchange, and Matt Morgan and R-Truth in a 4 Team Elimination Match to retain the VCWE World Tag Team Titles
|7:22: Scotty Goldman pinned Hernandez after using the ropes for leverage|
|11:18: Matt Morgan pinned Ryan Braddock after The Hellevator|
|14:03: Curt Hawkins pinned Matt Morgan after hitting him with the title belt|
 
Eve Interviewing Batista
 
Eve Torres: My guest at this time is the VCWE Champion, Batista. Batista, up next you defend your title against Abyss. Are you prepared for this huge match?
 
Batista: Yes, I am prepared, Eve. And Abyss backstabbed me a few weeks ago and then he backstabbed me two more times this past week on Extreme. Tonight, I will make Abyss pay for his sins towards me. Tonight, The Animal has been unleashed.
 
VCWE Championship Match
 
In this next match, it was for the VCWE Championship. Batista was defending his title against Abyss in a huge Singles Match for the gold. This match was all power maneuvers and tactics, with the ending come when Batista pinned Abyss after a Batista Spinebuster to retain his title.
 
Batista defeated Abyss to retain the VCWE Championship
|22:05: Batista pinned Abyss after a Batista Spinebuster|
 
Jeff Jarrett is Interviewed by Lena
 
Lena Yada: Please welcome my guest at this time, Jeff Jarrett. Jeff, up next you will face the man who has screwed you over time after time after time, again and again and again. Are you both emotionally and physically ready for your fight/match tonight?
 
Jeff Jarrett: Yes and yes, Lena. I am ready both emotionally/mentally and physically and tonight, I am gonna teach Kevin Nash what it is like to mess with the bull and then get the horns. Tonight, Kevin is going down. Kevin, if you are listening, then listen good. Tonight, you’re a dead man.
 
Personal Rivalry Match
 
In this next contest, it was Kevin Nash taking on the man he screwed over on Impact a few nights ago, Jeff Jarrett. Kevin Nash was in total control of the match from start to finish and pinned Jeff Jarrett after a Jackknife.
 
Kevin Nash defeated Jeff Jarrett
|14:10: Kevin Nash pinned Jeff Jarrett after a Jackknife|
 
Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed are Interviewed by Todd
 
Todd Grisham: My guests at this time are the VCWE Bimbo’s Champion, Awesome Kong, and her manager, Raisha Saeed. Since Kong can’t speak fluent English, my question will be for you, Raisha. Raisha, what are Kong’s thoughts heading into her match with Michelle McCool and the title being on the line next?
 
Raisha Saeed: Her thoughts are plain and simple. To destroy every bimbo in her path and she will do just that to Michelle McCool tonight. Count on it!
 
Todd Grisham: Good luck, Kong.
 
VCWE Bimbo’s Championship Match
 
Up next, it was for the VCWE Bimbo’s Championship. It was Awesome Kong, with Raisha Saeed in her corner, defending her title against Michelle McCool. This match was a very short and not too savvy type of match. It ended when Awesome Kong pinned Michelle McCool after an Awesome Bomb in under a minute.
 
Awesome Kong defeated Michelle McCool to retain the VCWE Bimbo’s Championship
|0:46: Awesome Kong pinned Michelle McCool after an Awesome Bomb|
 
Lena Yada Interviews Booker T and Sharmell
 
Lena Yada: Booker T, Sharmell, up next Booker, you defend your VCWE Championship against the Punjabi Playboy, the 7’3”, 420 pound, The Great Khali. Are you concerned that you’ll lose your title tonight?
 
Booker T: WHAT!!!!!!! Tell me you didn’t just say that, Lena. I will retain my title tonight and will find this baboon’s weakness.
 
Sharmell: Come on, Booker. It looks like this woman doesn’t have respect for loyalty.
 
VCWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
 
Now it is time for the VCWE World Heavyweight Championship. It was Booker T, with Sharmell in his corner, defending his title against The Great Khali. This match was pretty short and Khali sure as hell didn’t have a title win on his mind. All he had on his mind was hurting Booker T. He grabbed a steel chair and hit Booker in the face, busting Booker wide opened. The Great Khali was disqualified and Booker retained his title and won the match.
 
Booker T defeated The Great Khali via disqualification to retain the VCWE World Heavyweight Championship
|3:30: The Great Khali was disqualified when he hit Booker with a steel chair|
 
Kurt Angle Interviewed by JB
 
Jeremy Borash: Kurt Angle, up next you will be taking on AJ Styles in a No Holds Barred Match. Thoughts?
 
Kurt Angle: Well, JB. My thoughts don’t really even matter because I always face AJ Styles and win at a Pay Per View. WrestleFest beat him and won back my wife. Demolition Derby beat him in a Hell in a Cell Match. Halloween Madness beat him in a TLC Match. Thanksgiving Massacre beat him in a Last Man Standing Match. And tonight, I face AJ in a No Holds Barred Match and tonight, I’ll win once again.
 
No Holds Barred Match
 
Up next, it was a No Holds Barred Match between AJ Styles and Kurt Angle. This personal rivalry has just escaladed into newer and higher heights. This match was a superb match and extraordinary and extremely great match. It ended when Kurt Angle made AJ Styles submit to the Angle Lock.
 
Kurt Angle defeated AJ Styles in a No Holds Barred Match
|25:01: Kurt Angle made AJ Styles submit to the Angle Lock|
 
Crystal is Interviewing Shelton Benjamin
 
Crystal Louthan: Shelton Benjamin, up next you defend your title in the main event of the night against Jeff Hardy. Any final thoughts before the main event tonight?
 
Shelton Benjamin: Yes, Crystal. I guarantee that I am gonna win tonight and retain my title.
 
VCWE Heavyweight Championship Match
 
It is now time for the main event of the night and it is for the VCWE Heavyweight Championship. It is Shelton Benjamin defending his title against Jeff Hardy. This match was a great match for the main event and over 30 minutes long. It ended when Shelton Benjamin’s prediction once again came true and he pinned Jeff Hardy after The Paydirt. After the match, Jeff Hardy stood back up, but turned right around into The Paydirt for a second time. Shelton Benjamin holds his title above his head, as Christmas Chaos is now in the record books and goes off of the air and ends.
 
Shelton Benjamin defeated Jeff Hardy to retain the VCWE Heavyweight Championship
|32:00: Shelton Benjamin pinned Jeff Hardy after The Paydirt|
 
Quick Match Results
 
Rhino, Triple H, and Undertaker defeated Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, and Sting
 
Christian Cage defeated Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio in a Triple Threat Match to retain the VCWE North American Championship
 
Umaga, JBL, and Vladimir Kozlov defeated John Cena, Mr. Kennedy, and Big Show
 
Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins defeated Scotty Goldman and Ryan Braddock, The Latin American Exchange, and Matt Morgan and R-Truth in a 4 Team Elimination Match to retain the VCWE World Tag Team Titles
 
Batista defeated Abyss to retain the VCWE Championship
 
Kevin Nash defeated Jeff Jarrett
 
Awesome Kong defeated Michelle McCool to retain the VCWE Bimbo’s Championship
 
Booker T defeated The Great Khali via disqualification to retain the VCWE World Heavyweight Championship
 
Kurt Angle defeated AJ Styles in a No Holds Barred Match
 
Shelton Benjamin defeated Jeff Hardy to retain the VCWE Heavyweight Championship
 
**Shelton Benjamin was selected as the Superstar of the Week**
 
Points
 
Michael Cole: 10 points
Jerry “the king” Lawler: 10 points
Mike Tenay: 10 points
Todd Grisham: 20 points
Lauren Thompson: 10 points
Jeremy Borash: 20 points
Eve Torres: 10 points
Lena Yada: 20 points
Crystal Louthan: 10 points
Chris Jericho: 25 points
Randy Orton: 25 points
Sting: 25 points
Rhino: 45 points
Triple H: 45 points
Undertaker: 45 points
Christian Cage: 60 points
Kofi Kingston: 25 points
Rey Mysterio: 25 points
Jeff Jarrett: 55 points
Awesome Kong: 60 points
Raisha Saeed: 20 points
Michelle McCool: 25 points
Booker T: 60 points
Sharmell: 20 points
The Great Khali: 25 points
Kurt Angle: 55 points
AJ Styles: 25 points
Shelton Benjamin: 115 points
Jeff Hardy: 25 points
John Cena: 25 points
Mr. Kennedy: 25 points
Big Show: 25 points
Umaga: 45 points
JBL: 45 points
Vladimir Kozlov: 55 points
Zack Ryder: 60 points
Curt Hawkins: 60 points
Scotty Goldman: 25 points
Ryan Braddock: 25 points
Homicide: 25 points
Hernandez: 25 points
Matt Morgan: 25 points
R-Truth: 25 points
Batista: 60 points
Abyss: 25 points
Kevin Nash: 45 points